Robot Bartender

By tonet on Apr 23, 2007 in Fun and Interesting

A man enters a bar and orders a drink.

The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, “What’s your I.Q.?”

The man replies, “150″, and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology and sexual proclivities.

The man is very impressed and thinks, “This is really cool.” He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink.

Again the robot serves him a perfectly prepared drink and asks him, “What’s your I.Q.?”

“About 100,” the man responds. Immediately, the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, fishing, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women’s breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and says, “What’s your I.Q.?” “Err … 50, I think,” the man replies.

And the robot says … real slowly…

“So … ya gonna follow the Packers again this year?”

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